Also, the dip-shit woman..
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a regressive (aka progressive liberal) doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a regressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A regressive wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a regressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their regressive counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A regressive wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Regressives demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A regressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s Islam, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A regressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a regressive slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
